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First
of all, this is for you own good, Matty. It’s like having the
Pastis VIP number and doing the crunches.
Second of all, take it slow, babe. She Loves NY is a decidedly high
impact sort of affair, sir, and, at the beginning, for some, akin to
that sound that comes from chalk when you drag it incorrectly across
a chalkboard—not entirely pleasant. (And if you’re the sort
that doesn’t have the patience for this garbage, here is the door.
Don’t sweat it, champ, New York isn’t for everyone.) But
before you know it, you’ll be writing on the board like a seasoned
second grade teacher.
And third of all, even if this all feels right, right off the bat, take
solace in knowing that even our most seasoned readers only understand
about 75% of this business. Remember there’s no shame in using
the glossary, clicking on the Training Wheels, or starting with the
RESY.
Before you dive in, there is a final talking point we need to cover:
We assume that you already know about guides such as Citysearch
and Zagat, sites
which are very good at getting you the particulars – phone numbers,
cross streets, and the cost of your steak frites. She Loves NY loves
these sites, Matty, and uses them all the time. (So much so that we’re
happy to spoon-feed these links to you on the right.) But, this is not
that, Matty. THIS is the place where you go to find out which words
you should be typing in the Citysearch search box...and how to behave
once you do.
That’s all the hand holding you’re going to get Matty.
Now, pull yourself together, man. Here
is the one pager; if you want to know more about the particulars of
She Loves NY, click appropriately below.
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Nuts
and Bolts About She Loves
NY
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Contact
Information
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What Is Being Said About She Loves NY
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How Do She Loves NY and s l n y Pick
Venues?
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Download The Pretentious* Little One
Pager w/Footnotes
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The
s l n y Trunkline
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Legalese
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