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First of all, this is for you own good, Matty. It’s like having the Pastis VIP number and doing the crunches.

Second of all, take it slow, babe. She Loves NY is a decidedly high impact sort of affair, sir, and, at the beginning, for some, akin to that sound that comes from chalk when you drag it incorrectly across a chalkboard—not entirely pleasant. (And if you’re the sort that doesn’t have the patience for this garbage, here is the door. Don’t sweat it, champ, New York isn’t for everyone.) But before you know it, you’ll be writing on the board like a seasoned second grade teacher.

And third of all, even if this all feels right, right off the bat, take solace in knowing that even our most seasoned readers only understand about 75% of this business. Remember there’s no shame in using the glossary, clicking on the Training Wheels, or starting with the RESY.

Before you dive in, there is a final talking point we need to cover: We assume that you already know about guides such as Citysearch and Zagat, sites which are very good at getting you the particulars – phone numbers, cross streets, and the cost of your steak frites. She Loves NY loves these sites, Matty, and uses them all the time. (So much so that we’re happy to spoon-feed these links to you on the right.) But, this is not that, Matty. THIS is the place where you go to find out which words you should be typing in the Citysearch search box...and how to behave once you do.

That’s all the hand holding you’re going to get Matty.

Now, pull yourself together, man. Here is the one pager; if you want to know more about the particulars of She Loves NY, click appropriately below.

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What Is Being Said About She Loves NY

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How Do She Loves NY and s l n y Pick Venues?
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